aesop’s fables are so funny because mostly they have a very clear moral outlined in the last sentence but sometimes they’re like this one where the moral is just ‘woah what the fuck? what the Fuck? get the fuck out of my house’
A clock that writes the time.
Louis CK on our culture on dating
plost twist: another harry potter book comes out about all their kids
When I need to reach the word count.
the heterosexual agenda terrifies me. creating new small humans?? football?? bootcut jeans????? how the fuck am I supposed to explain this to my children
When fishingboatproceeds is best-selling author and den-mother of tumblr, John Green.